Nonloxodromical Groaner

I was forced to make a video about myself for one of my classes.  Initially, the overwhelming possibilities of exactly HOW I wanted to portray myself left me thumbing through absolutely every photo of myself I could get a hold of.  Then, I remembered my Professor's words; she said that no one used awkward, ugly, embarrassing, or religious* photos.  I decided to use all of the above for my project.  Let's be honest, I am all of the above.  In the end, I opted to 'tell a story' since I don't exactly have a lot of my older photos in digital format.


*Disclaimer- the religious photos are of my wedding, which was non-religious... which is what I wanted.  This was because my husband and I have differing opinions on the almighty- he believes there isn't one, and I believe there are dozens of them.  I still believe that we had a religious ceremony, however, since I could feel an enormous sense of being watched.  That might have been because of the paying audience, though.