If you've known us longer than a few minutes, you know that Bry and I shot a commercial and it never aired. NEVER. We were paid but never received our fifteen minutes of fame. We did, however, shoot a short movie back in 2008. Bry and I tried out to be in a student's written, directed and produced film for some class. This proved to be the ONLY thing that I have ever tried out for and gotten. The. Only. Thing. Clearly, this means that I am not meant to be a singer but am destined to play nothing but zombie roles until I die. Oh, had I mentioned that this was a zombie movie? It is. I was promised a copy of said movie that I never received. It wasn't until last year that I ever even saw the damn thing. It makes me chuckle.
What we did have, however, were several truly awful pictures of ourselves in full zombie make up from the set. (The set being, of course, somebody's house. We almost missed out on our shot at fame by having a hell of a time finding the "set" the morning of the shoot.)
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| Here you can see the two of us in our zombie make up. Can you tell who is who? |
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| Did I mention that I was an emo zombie? Damn! Now you know this is me. |
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| Here you can see me, feeling ridiculous, and Bry looking ridiculous. |
But here is what you've really been waiting for. Can you handle this? I don't think you can. Prepare yourself!
Are you ready?
Are you sure?!
Okay, here you go:
